Tits

Dear body,

I know, we’re getting all geared up for having a baby. But… we have 4 months to go. Is it REALLY necessary to add this much breast THIS early? These are the tits of porn. Isn’t this overkill? And let’s not forget what happens when the milk comes in. It’s just ONE baby!

You know you’re in trouble when your husband sees you naked and points and stares in fascinated confusion, and is only able to stammer out the words, “Baby! Your boobs!”

Are we really moving into size “G” territory here? For fuck’s sake.

No love,

me

About Terry L. Holt

Writer. Mother. Goddess. President of the Save the Dandelions Club. Climber of trees.
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One Response to Tits

  1. SPAM REDACTED says:

    This is a most unfortunate situation. I did not know about it, and I am grateful to you for bringing it to our attention.

    (Edit from Allen: This spam comment came in, and I couldn’t not let this one through — it’s just too, too perfect! But I took out the spammy name, email and URL, of course.)

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