The war turns literal

The sibling rivalry has become an epic battle of wits. Disagreements are often solved either with screaming–in which I get to intervene before it becomes hitting–or rock, paper, scissors. You’d think the 6 year old would hold the upper hand here, but the 4 year old knows how to strategize, and wins the battle 4 out of 5 times. And then it descends into screaming. Lather, rinse, and repeat.

But don’t disregard that older child. Oh, no. Don’t do that. She may not win at strategizing her victories, but she’s the queen of passive aggressive. *Snf* that’s my girl!

Because, you see, the kindergartener can express herself using words. She has conquered the feat of sounding out words and using them, a secret code if you will, against her sister. Her sister who cannot yet read. Do you feel the power?  

I give you evidence of her stealth, of her victory. And the younger one? She will not know of her defeat for some time.

Kelsey Luvleeey

Laurel Stooped

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