Tag Archives: pregnancy

The Birth of Andrew

Once upon a time, there was this girl. And she had a plan. For her third and final childbirth, she would have another easy, natural, unmedicated, uncomplicated childbirth. Life, aka the universe, aka destiny, aka the great cosmic unknown, aka … Continue reading

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The Belly of Doom!

Many of you have asked for a belly shot. This is my belly at 30 weeks. Yes, there is only ONE baby in there. I only appear to be carrying a litter. Now you may twitter amongst yourselves about my … Continue reading

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Dear body, I know, we’re getting all geared up for having a baby. But… we have 4 months to go. Is it REALLY necessary to add this much breast THIS early? These are the tits of porn. Isn’t this overkill? … Continue reading

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Scanning the baby aisles at Target is a real eye-opener for those studying baby culture in America. Oh the things we’re convinced we need to buy buy buy when adding a baby to the household! When I was pregnant with … Continue reading

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20 weeks! And a naming contest!

Today marks the 20th week of my pregnancy. I am huge. And healthy. And hungry. I am in the process of making a human, for those of you who are new to my blog. I do this. I make humans. … Continue reading

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