Negotiations with the now 4-year-old to help her stay motivated to do her business in the toilet have moved her parents to take desperate measures.

We’re not exactly offering cash incentives. Yet. And, why do I get this feeling I should hire a lawyer to help me negotiate a fair deal with her?

The current bribe is trying to buy 7 days of no accidents, with a new Groovy Girl doll as the encouragement. If she closes this deal, she is hoping to escalate her winnings and negotiate a deal to win a Belle Princess Dress ($38 at the toy store) for 3 days of no accidents. I already came back at her with a refusal and a push for 30 days.

I’m waiting for her people to get back to my people.

I pee on your expectations. And on your bed, too.

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